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1. What Kwokka Is

Kwokka is a philosophical personality quiz. You answer sixty Likert-scale statements and four binary ethical dilemmas. We assign you to one of eighteen “thinker types” — archetypes drawn from recognisable schools of moral and political philosophy such as Stoicism, Rawlsian justice, empiricism, utilitarianism, nihilism, and existentialism.

The result is intended for reflection, conversation, and entertainment. The descriptions are written to be evocative rather than diagnostic. Treat them, as our Terms put it, “like a horoscope you actually enjoy: directional, not prescriptive.”

2. What Kwokka Is Not

To be unambiguous about scope:

If anything on the site reads as if it is telling you what to do or who to be, that is a feature of personality-quiz formats in general, not a clinical recommendation. Treat it with the scepticism it deserves.

3. If the Quiz Brought Up Difficult Feelings

Some of the questions ask about harm, sacrifice, mortality, fairness, and what we owe each other. They are intended to be thought-provoking, but for some people, on some days, they will land harder than that. If a question made you uncomfortable, sad, anxious, or distressed:

You are not weak for finding a hypothetical hard. The questions are deliberately edged. Real life supplies enough material for those edges to catch.

4. A Note for Front-Line Workers

Kwokka has, from the start, expected that some of its visitors will be people whose work routinely puts them in close contact with other people’s distress — nurses, paramedics, police officers, social workers, teachers, carers, hospitality and retail staff, charity workers, and others. We mention this here, in plain sight, because front-line work is associated with elevated rates of burnout, moral injury, and post-traumatic stress, and because front-line workers tend to be exactly the people who do not ask for help when they need it.

If that’s you: this site is not enough. Some specific resources you may want to know about, in addition to the general services above:

Asking for help is part of doing the job for the long haul, not a sign that you can’t. Please use these.

5. Children and Young People

The Site is intended for users aged 16 and over (see our Terms & Conditions). Some of the dilemmas — the trolley problem, sacrificing one to save many, the experience machine — are upper-secondary-school philosophy material, but they are still edged.

If you are under 16, please consider taking the quiz with a parent, guardian, or trusted adult. If you are struggling and want to talk to someone, in addition to the services above:

6. If You Are Worried About Someone Else

If you are worried that another person — a friend, family member, colleague, student, patient, client — may be in distress, in danger, or considering suicide:

7. What We Do When We’re Worried

Kwokka has no chat or messaging feature, so we very rarely receive direct safeguarding signals from individuals. If a visitor does email us with content that suggests they may be at risk of harm to themselves or to others, we will:

8. Contact

For safeguarding concerns relating to the Site — for example, if you have spotted content that you believe is unsafe, or if you want to flag a question that landed badly — please email:

Adam Kesterson
Kwokka
Email: adamkesterson@kwokka.net
Location: Staffordshire, United Kingdom

For anything urgent or clinical, please use the services at the top of this page rather than emailing us. We are not a 24/7 inbox.